Earlier today came across something on buzzfeed.

1. Social media privacy settings.

Social media privacy settings.

2. Your unique system of organization.

Your unique system of organization.

3. Modern-day abbreviations.

4. Contemporary celebrities.

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5. How to use the phrase “hook up.”

How to use the phrase "hook up."

6. Hashtags and Twitter.

33 Things Your Parents Will Literally Never Understand

7. Crop tops.

Crop tops.

8. Speaking of fashion, why you spend lots of money to buy jeans that look very old.

Speaking of fashion, why you spend lots of money to buy jeans that look very old.

9. Your intense dislike for voicemails.

Your intense dislike for voicemails.

10. Really, your aversion to phone calls of any variety.

Really, your aversion to phone calls of any variety.

11. Why you can’t stop bingeing on Netflix.

Why you can't stop bingeing on Netflix.

12. Hipsterdom.

Hipsterdom.

13. How to work the DVD player.

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14. GIF culture.

33 Things Your Parents Will Literally Never Understand

15. Twerking.

Twerking.

16. Why one day every week is devoted to voluntarily reviving photos from more awkward times.

Why one day every week is devoted to voluntarily reviving photos from more awkward times.

17. Urban Outfitters.

Urban Outfitters.

18. Your new TV obsession.

19. Your acceptance of (and mild dependence on) energy drinks.

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20. Your constantly fluctuating and increasingly late bedtime.

33 Things Your Parents Will Literally Never Understand

22. Or, more generally, why your generation communicates primarily using selfies.

Or, more generally, why your generation communicates primarily using selfies.

23. How to tell celebrities apart.

How to tell celebrities apart.

24. The concept of sexting.

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25. The ombre hair trend.

The ombre hair trend.

26. Why there is an entire genre of music seemingly devoted to yelling about how rich one is…

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27. And why you love said genre so much.

33 Things Your Parents Will Literally Never Understand

28. Your compulsion to share every meal with your friends via Instagram, and vice versa.

Your compulsion to share every meal with your friends via Instagram, and vice versa.

29. These nonsense words that are used as nouns, verbs, and adjectives, sometimes all at once.

30. Why you spend so much of your time on these fruitless missions.

31. Why you or some of your friends are missing large asymmetrical chunks of hair.

32. Who these people are:

Or these:

Or these:

33. And how on earth the internet consumes 90% of your waking hours.

33 Things Your Parents Will Literally Never Understand