Here is a term that we haven't heard in a long time...  Poop Shoot.  That's what a listener called herself after she texted in saying that she wants a new engagement ring for Christmas.  In her defense, her fiance got the ring from a "friend" who claimed he was a "jeweler".  Well, it turned out the ring was completely fake and her fiance got taken for a decently large sum of money in the process.  Whoops!  You aren't a Poop Shoot, anonymous listener!