You would think that after being shot in the head, this Philadelphia man would be dead or on death's door. Not quite.

Philly.com reports that police pulled over a truck that was driving erraticaly, on Tuesday evening. What they found wasn't they expected. The 29-year-old driver had been shot in the forehead and in the cheek. He was taken to the hospital where he was conscious but in critical condition. Police say he was speaking but not about where the shooting occurred.

Hey, if the cops asked him if he was drunk at least he wouldn't be lying if he said: "No officer, I've only had two shots."