It was another successful day of #secrets here at the Connie and Fish Radio Network.  We didn't have a theme to our secret segment today, but that didn't stop people from giving us some pretty crazy ones!  Enjoy:

  • I secretly don't like that you don't have a theme for secrets, because I secretly cannot come with anything good for secrets today and I secretly hate that this is the best secret that I have for secrets today.....lol. #secrets
  • My secret is I hate Christmas. Last time I ever saw my dad was Christmas eve 1955. I was 3 yrs old.
  • Secrets: I found and looked at my engagement ring before I was proposed to back in 2011. 😬 I was putting away laundry and found the box
  • #secrets Watching my mom lose weight, who has been overweight for as long as I can remember, has been really hard for me because I'm struggling with my own weight and self image. I should be happy for her for getting healthy again, but it's hard to watch my mom shrink sizes smaller than me so quickly.
  • I got engaged and didn't tell my dad...
  • I was out of state at my sister's in laws are her father in law got his phone out to look something up and his screen was full of adult photos. He pulled it away quickly and I played it off as though I didn't see anything. I could never tell my sister, she would look at him so differently! I will share it with you instead 😊
  • I told my parents I had the flu on Thanksgiving so I didn't have to drive 3 hours across the state while hungover as HELL. oops
  • My uncle brought his boyfriend to dinner.....my aunt still thinks he is just a friend. But kissing on the lips is a dead giveaway....
  • When I was a kid I did number 2 in my room and my parents thought it was my dog
  • Secrets!!! I took a pay cut to take a different job to get away from Joyce
  • My girl friend from school got pregnant by my brother in law. Things went violently bad between them and he ended up fleeing the state from a felony theft warrant to Florida, got arrested there for the same... his baby was born in October, a month early, and I am the only family member who knows.... I haven't even told my in laws, the grandparents yet...
  • My sister is in love with my husband and we’ve been in physical fights over it, but she still won’t lay off. It makes my husband so uncomfortable he doesn’t want to go to family gatherings anymore.
  • I forgot to make my wife lunch and didnt tell her #secrets
  • I’ve been seeking attention, affection from a coworker as my husband refuses to show me any. Wrong or not it makes me feel better about myself and hope it somehow will help give me courage to stand up to my husband and ask him to give me what I need.
  • I secretly like to pop the cyst on my husbands back. It’s oddly gratifying
  • My dad lives less than 30 miles away from me and I haven’t heard from him in 5 years, including when my daughter was born 7 months ago.
  • I secretly dislike my little brother's​ current girlfriend
  • Secret....Sometimes I text and drive...(don't tell my kids)
  • My husband and I got secretly married at the courthouse six months before we staged a proposal and wedding for the rest of the family #secrets
  • I don't like Thanksgiving because of having to fake having a perfect life and telling all your family
  • My secret is I have gone on MMJ and I cannot believe how much it has helped there's still a stigma though so I haven't told too many people
  • My secret is that i want a third job so i can bring home more money then my husband
  • Wedding secret: my parents were footing the bill for the wedding and were pissed at the idea of is getting married ahead of time. But I needed insurance so we did it anyway. We celebrate on our family date and disregard the real one. My mom is crazy and would disown us if she found out … It will be 10 years next month
  • I stash $100k in my books before I packed up my things and left my ex husband who worked but never paid any bills for our household but has cash to send to his girlfriend in Philippines whom he married now. I am happily enjoying my $$ in my single life!!
  • My sister doesn't lock her phone and we look at her texts to the guys she's having an affair with.
  • Secret: I get paid for 2 hours of a whole lot of TV/Movie watching on my phone. People tend to leave me alone cause it looks like I'm on a conference call.
  • When I get pissed at this one guy in the office because he keeps calling me for the stupidest issues, I'll go and replace his phone cord with a broken one so that I can use the "Oops can't hear you!" Excuse. I have him convinced that something about him keeps breaking all of these cords. It's been 2 years.
  • Watching netflix at work. Just finished making a murderer. Need recommendations for my next good watch ;)