Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Guess the Celebrity Crib
The actor who snagged this Los Angeles-based home has played not one but two superheroes in the past few years: a flaming one who was widely panned, and a patriotic one that viewers actually don't hate (even though he was a scrawny nobody for a good 20 minutes of screen time).
Guess the Celebrity Crib
This recently-purchased Mulholland Estate home is owned by a former Mouseketeer and teen idol who's finally decided to embrace her new curves.
Lindsay Lohan Can’t Even Check Into Rehab Right
Lindsay Lohan only had to do one thing: check into rehab. That was it. But as usual, even that didn't go as planned, so her never-ending saga has a whole new chapter.
Gwyneth Paltrow Tells Ellen DeGeneres Her Infamous Sheer Dress Required a ‘Razor’ [VIDEO]
Gwyneth Paltrow went on Ellen DeGeneres' show yesterday (April 25), and during their chat, the topic of conversation turned to that sheer dress Gwynnie wore to the 'Iron Man 3' premiere.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This is how the world ends -- not with a bang, but without procreation. As this actor explained, "I have this wacky theory about the end of civilization, that people will trade up ... until they're too old to have kids. And the world will come to an end."
Ellen DeGeneres Goes Totally Meta, Interviews ‘SNL’ Ellen Impersonator Kate McKinnon [VIDEO]
Talented 'Saturday Night Live' player Kate McKinnon joined the cast in 2012. And while she's done many impressions, the one that tickled its muse most was Ellen DeGeneres, who invited McKinnon onto her show to ape her in front of a live audience.
Beyonce Debuts New Song ‘Standing on the Sun’ in H&M Campaign [VIDEO]
Beyonce released a brand new song titled 'Standing on the Sun' in conjunction with a commercial for clothing retailer H&M. In it, she dances around in bikinis and becomes Queen of the beach dwellers while playing the role of Mrs. Carter.
To all the naysayers who claimed her swimsuit shots were photoshopped? Photoshop this.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Thanks for your spectacular insight, Captain Obvious. This actress once stated the oh-so-apparent, "Wireless communications are an integral part of our culture today."
David Letterman Makes Ryan Lochte Explain Exactly Why He Has a Reality Show [VIDEO]
Olympian Ryan Lochte is continuing his tour of inanity to promote his reality show (in which he apparently doesn't understand irony or douchebaggery). And last night, David Letterman asked him to explain just why he has a reality show in the first place.
Jay-Z Is Buying Beyonce Her Own Island Because He’s Jay-Z and He Can Do That
After returning from their romantic anniversary vacay in Cuba (which had everyone up in arms), seems Jay-Z now has plans to buy wife Beyonce her own island.
Because when you're Jay-Z and have a $227,000 American Express balance, picking up some flowers at the gas station last-minute just isn't going to cut it.
MTV Cancels ‘Buckwild’ After Shain Gandee’s Death, But the Show’s Producer Refuses to Quit
MTV has finally announced the expected: 'Buckwild,' the reality series about the young people of West Virginia, has been canceled in the wake of 21-year-old cast member Shain Gandee's death of apparent carbon monoxide poisoning on April 1.
But it seems the show's producer, J.P. Williams, isn't taking the news so well.
Blake Shelton Will Officiate Kelly Clarkson’s Wedding and the Level of Adorable is Killing Us
In "so adorable we feel the need to hug a basket full of puppies" news, Blake Shelton will officiate and sing at Kelly Clarkson's upcoming wedding. (We didn't know you could hire him for these sorts of things.)