Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Stephen Colbert Mocks Jeremy Irons’ Nonsensical Gay Marriage Musings [VIDEO]
Academy Award-winning actor Jeremy Irons recently had some rather bizarre things to say about gay marriage. Specifically that if gay marriage is allowed, fathers will marry their sons to get tax-free real estate, which is a super logical jump.
What's next? Equality for minorities?
In response, satirist Stephen Colbert had some witty and biting commentary on the matter, and even a message from Kok
Zach Galifianakis + Louis Vuitton – Celebrity Doppelgangers
Actor and funnyman Zach Galifianakis, who refused to change his name to make it easier for us to spell after he got famous, looks kind of like every other rotund person with facial hair. Like maybe former president William Howard Taft. Or a walrus (okay, that's not a person but whatever).
Or ... chichi designer Louis Vuitton.
Ellen DeGeneres Blows Up the Internet by Announcing ‘Nemo’ Sequel ‘Finding Dory’ [VIDEO]
The internet collectively lost its ish today as talk show host and 'Finding Nemo' voice artist Ellen DeGeneres announced on Instagram and on 'Ellen' that she would be reprising her role in a 'Nemo' sequel titled 'Finding Dory.'
James Franco + Seth Rogen Prank the Internet With a ‘Pineapple Express 2′ Trailer [VIDEO]
Part April Fool's joke, part viral promotion for their upcoming apocalypse film 'This is the End,' James Franco and Seth Rogen made a sequel trailer to their cultish comedy, 'Pineapple Express.'
Which might have angered and confused anyone who smoked a bowl in celebration before watching the trailer in its entirety.
The Best Celebrity Pranks Ever
April Fool's Day is today, and what better way to celebrate the day that it's totally cool to wrap a toilet in cellophane than to go through some of the best celebrity pranks throughout the ages?
Of course, by "ages," we mean anything within the new millennium.
Adam Lambert Proves His Good Taste by Citing David Bowie as His Muse + Inspiration
In an mini-essay entitled 'Beware of the Diamond Dogs,' modern glam-rocker Adam Lambert cites old-school glam-rocker David Bowie as his main musical inspiration.
If you're surprised by this, you obviously don't know much about either one of them.
Lil Wayne Opens Up About His Health Scare, Says He Has Epilepsy
Rapper Lil Wayne says epilepsy -- not an overdose on sizzurp -- landed him in the hospital on March 13 after seizures left him unconscious.
Jennifer Lopez’s Divalicious Demands Cost Her a Gig at the Super Bowl of Cricket
Jennifer Lopez was being considered to perform the opening ceremony of India’s Premier League cricket tournament (aka the Super Bowl version of the sometimes confusing sport of cricket) but it seems the ridiculous demands of her team sent the promoter running in the opposite direction.
Kim Kardashian Tells Jay Leno She’s Not Fat and Her Kid Won’t Have a Stupid Name [VIDEOS]
On 'The Tonight Show with Jay Leno' last night (March 28), Kim Kardashian responded to her haters (read: the world) about reports calling her fat when she's just pregnant and even more reports that she's naming her kid silly things like North and Khrist.
Jim Carrey’s Gun Control Vid Prompts Sputtering Hysteria + Calls for Deportation [VIDEO]
As expected, right-wing conservatives and FOX News (we use that word loosely) were none too happy about Jim Carrey's 'Hee-Haw'-inspired video that called for gun control through song and mocked late NRA president Charlton Heston.
In response, a petition was created to send Carrey back to Canada, and FOX's Greg Gutfeld spewed a few nasty rants about the actor.
Eva Mendes Wants Magazines to Blur Photos of Her Dog’s Face Since He’s People Too
Actress Eva Mendes wants one thing from the paparazzi: privacy for her pooch. In fact, she wants it so badly that she thinks magazines who print pictures of her pup should blur out his face so no one recognizes him -- just like British tabloids do with children.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This Oscar-winning actor might as well have invented the hashtag #firstworldproblems. Especially with this tale of woe: "I had homosexual goats. It's best when you have goats that are that gay to just let them be free."