Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Justin Timberlake Drinks a Whole Lotta Tequila + Plays Mini-Golf on ‘Jonathan Ross’ [VIDEO]
To further advance his plans for world domination, Justin Timberlake appeared on the British talk show 'The Jonathan Ross Show.' And when talk turned to 901, JT's new brand of tequila (yeah, he has one of those now, named after the area code in his hometown of Memphis), Ross opened the bottle and they downed two shots.
Then he challenged the singer to three rounds of mini-golf. And the drinking d
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They say a good teacher can change your life, and this actress agrees, saying, "I know two girls in my life who are good friends, who were not pooing, but now they're pooing 'cause I helped them. I taught them how to poo."
Steven Tyler Anti-Paparazzi Act Stalled in the Hawaii House of Representatives
Aerosmith lead singer Steven Tyler is having trouble adding "lawmaker" to his resume. Seems his bill, dubbed the Steven Tyler Act, which passed in the Hawaii State Senate, had hit a wall in the Aloha State's House of Representatives.
Where is a 'Schoolhouse Rock' song to explain this stuff when you need it?
Lil Wayne Is Feeling Good Enough to Ramble About His Future [VIDEO]
Lil Wayne is feeling much better now that he's been released from the hospital after suffering several seizures last week.
In fact, he's feeling so good that he made a video thanking everyone for their support and giving his fans some news. Provided you can make sense of it all, of course.
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Ladies and gentleman, remember this former VP of the United States? He once puzzled, "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."
Joe Jonas Might Have a Drug-Fueled Sex Tape With Some Model and We Can’t Even
Four words to start your weekend early: Joe Jonas. Sex. Tape.
As if that combo wasn't amusing enough on its own for a guy who once shilled purity rings to Christian parents and their children, here's another tidbit: said tape was made with a girl named Blanda Eggenschwiler.
Which is apparently a real name and not a prank call that Bart would make on a German version of 'The Simpsons.' "Bland
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Swords don't kill people ... at least, not accidentally. This nerdy child actor once postulated, "I think there were a lot fewer random deaths with swords. I could be wrong. I have no idea."
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Once upon a time, this actress walked with dinosaurs. Real dinosaurs. Way back when, she said, "You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin."
Olivia Wilde Takes Jason Sudeikis to a Strip Club, Proves She’s the Best Fiancee Ever
Further proving she's a keeper, actress Olivia Wilde recently took her betrothed, comedian and 'SNL' cast member Jason Sudeikis, on a romantic date at a strip club. Because making it rain at home is just no fun at all.
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One of these people is not like the other. This actor was quoted as saying, "I think that people like the Howard Sterns, the Bill O'Reillys and to a less degree the Bin Ladens of the world are making a horrible contribution."
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This former pro basketball player's dreams of being a diplomat seem even more unlikely when you remember he once said, "Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."
Tiger Woods + Lindsey Vonn Issue Some Prom Portraits to Confirm They’re Dating [PHOTOS]
Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn and pro-golfer Tiger Woods have finally admitted they're dating (yes, even though she initially denied it). In our minds, their relationship was pretty much already confirmed when they lived on his yacht and Lindsey borrowed his private jet after she was injured a while back.
But now it's Facebook-official, you guys. And to celebrate their coupledom, they had professiona