Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Shia LaBeouf + Young Albert Einstein – Celebrity Doppelgangers
It's kind of eery how similar Shia LaBeouf looks when next to a young Albert Einstein. We'd suggest a biopic, but we're worried how that would end up for Shia's co-stars. It wouldn't be fair to wish that on anyone.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Because the U.N. doesn't have enough to do, this former boy band member once explained, "I also want to work with the United Nations to help the great apes and the coral reefs."
Celebrities We’d Love to Party With
Ah, St. Patrick's Day. That glorious day where not wearing green could get you heckled or pinched, and alcoholism is celebrated rather than frowned upon. To celebrate (in ways that don't include dying beer green or expanding our livers), we put our collective noggins together and came up with the celebrities we'd most like to party with.
Even ‘Jeopardy’ Is Using Taylor Swift as a Punchline Now [PHOTO]
Wow, long-running game show 'Jeopardy' is basically giving away the answers these days. Particularly when one of their questions threw some shade and made it apparent that the name they were looking for was oft-lovelorn Taylor Swift.
Just cut the contestants a check already, Alex Trebek.
Once Upon a Time, Robert Pattinson Was an Underwear Model in Japan [PHOTOS]
Way back at the ripe old age of 14, before he became the sparkly vampire that would make him famous, a now 26-year-old Robert Pattinson channeled his best androgynous duck-face and modeled underwear in Japan. And now he kind of regrets ever doing it.
Matthew McConaughey Goes From Scary Skeletal to Super Buff [PHOTOS]
What a difference some time (and some food) makes.
Actor Matthew McConaughey, who dropped 30 pounds to play an ’80s AIDS patient in the film ‘The Dallas Buyers Club,' is now back in fighting shape for a new TV series, 'True Detective,' which is currently filming in New Orleans.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
We've gotta start going to church with this guy. As he explained, "I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky... A pulsating force of incredible energy."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Maybe it just sounded better in his head, but this actor once (regretfully) admitted out loud, "I enjoy the company of cattle. I really enjoy knowing them, running my hand over them."
Justin Timberlake + Jimmy Fallon Steal Our Hearts With a Barbershop Version of ‘SexyBack’ [VIDEO]
Continuing “Justin Timberlake Week” on 'Late Night With Jimmy Fallon,' Fallon and JT topped even the discussion of his feud with Kanye West by performing a barbershop quintet version of Timberlake's hit 'SexyBack.'
Slow down, guys. It's only the second night and you're already making us giddy.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Emotions, they're so confusing. This three-time Tim Burton actress may have had her understanding of cheerfulness messed up by all that Danny Elfman music when she told the press, "I feel my best when I'm happy." You know, unlike the rest of us.
Try Not to Smile When You Watch Billy Joel Make This Kid’s Life [VIDEO]
When singer and pianist Billy Joel went to Vanderbilt University in January for a Q&A session on campus, he probably didn't think he'd get to play Fairy Godfather (it's a thing because we say it is).
But by the end of the night, he was practically holding a magic wand -- because he gave one dude the experience of a lifetime.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
There's a first time for everything and then after that it can't be a first time again ... or something. This songstress once said, "I think you can't repeat the first time of something."