Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Justin Bieber Cancels Second Show in Portugal, Possibly Due to Poor Ticket Sales
Justin Bieber canceled his second show in Portugal, and it had nothing to do with health problems or paparazzi beatdowns.
Instead, it could be for a reason with which he's entirely unfamiliar: a simple lack of interest.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This Academy Award winning actress and singer is a big health food proponent. So much so that she thinks they have magical powers and once said, "I am convinced that by eating biological foods it is possible to avoid a tumor."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Stupid books have no substance, no morals, no words. This singer once complained, "There's, like, no lessons... There's, like, no books about anything."
Scott Disick + Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman – Celebrity Doppelgangers
Scott Disick's role model is clearly 'American Psycho' main character Patrick Bateman, played in the movie (based on Brett Easton Ellis' novel) by Christian Bale. They both prefer to dress in expensive suits, have an extensive beauty routine, make lots of cash for very little work, have perfected that dead-in-the-eyes look, and enjoy chopping up women with axes. Emotionally, if not physically.
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Lindsay Lohan Refuses to Take a Plea Deal That Ends in Jail, Rehab, or Anything Not Fun
Lindsay Lohan could potentially avoid her March 18 trial date if she accepts a plea deal from the prosecution for lying to the cops, but she still refuses to take any offer that ends in either jail time or rehab.
Mostly because she's waiting for the plea that ends in ice cream and hugs -- but the prosecution seems set in making sure Lindsay is locked up somehow.
Jennifer Lawrence Was Awesome Even Back When She Was Bullied as a Kid
Jennifer Lawrence may be a well-loved Oscar-winner now, but as a kid, the other chicks didn't like her so much. Probably because some of those same endearing, human qualities she has now that we love so much made her the odd girl out back then.
Little did those bullies know they were noogying a future Academy Award winner.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This tennis player probably didn't mean to sound hooker-ish when she claimed, "I'm like an expensive menu... you can look but you can't afford!"
Famous Fears: The Strangest Celebrity Phobias
Everyone's afraid of something. And if you're not, chances are you're not really human -- because even celebrities, those citizens we put on pedestals, have phobias, some of which can seem far from normal.
But even outside of Hollywood, if it exists, chances are someone you know is afraid of it. Yes, even rainbows. (That's called iridophobia.)
Justin Bieber Tried to Beat Down a Photographer Who Basically Called Him a Wanker [VIDEO]
Justin Bieber is continuing his downward spiral into WTF-dom. And we've gotta admit, it gets more entertaining by the day.
After the Biebs emerged from a hospital in Central London where he was convalescing for breathing related problems, the paparazzi were waiting outside to talk to him. Like they do.
So of course he lunged and threatened to "beat the f---" out of one of them.
Ryan Lochte + Carmen Electra Spotted Kissing and Canoodling [PHOTOS]
Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte and model-turned-actress Carmen Electra were spotted together at Bootsy Bellows in Hollywood on Tuesday night (March 5), where they were allegedly inseparable.
We wonder how Simon Cowell and his magical moobs feel about this.
Kelly Osbourne Hospitalized After an Apparent Seizure on the ‘Fashion Police’ Set
E! 'Fashion Police' correspondent Kelly Osbourne was rushed to the hospital after suffering a seizure in the middle of filming.
Jane Lynch Fabulously Raps Nicki Minaj’s ‘Super Bass’ on ‘Conan’ [VIDEO]
After doing a Nicki Minaj song for her TV show 'Glee,' actress Jane Lynch showed off just how adept her rap skills are on the March 4 episode of 'Conan.'
When urged to perform an encore of Minaj's hit 'Super Bass' (which will appear on an upcoming episode of 'Glee'), Lynch did not disappoint, immediately launching into the first verse for Conan O'Brien and his delighted audience.