Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
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9 Tasty Peeps Cocktails That’ll Help You Forget Easter
It's Easter weekend, and we all know what that means -- time to eat some ham and get your crunk on. We've always said if you aren't risking an insulin coma, you aren't really drinking, so here are some Peeps-themed cocktails to prove you love Easter but hate your body...
‘Hadoken-ing’ is the Latest Web Craze
As far as internet photo trends go, this one is certainly more fun than planking, Eastwooding or milking (don't Google that one at work). Hadoken-ing, for lack of a better name, is a trend gaining popularity among Japanese students.
Baby Bandit Picks Locks, Steals Sister’s Toys
We would say this impressive, but it seems more appropriate to say this kid is the uber-little brother. Breaking into his sister's room? Check. Stealing her stuff? Check. Doing it in a manner that makes it hard to prove it was him? Check.
Find Out What 2,000 Calories Actually Looks Like
Here's a helpful video, if you were wondering how many carrots you could eat without going over 2,000 calories. If that sounds like something you definitely do not need to know, 2,000 calories is also quantified in Big Macs, pizza, Chipotle burritos and delicious, delicious avocados...
Here’s the Dog Version of ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ You Didn’t Know You Were Asking For
Here it is. Concrete proof that 'The Secret' is real. It's a dog-themed version of the song from 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.' You know, that thing we've all been secretly wishing existed for since forever. Now it exists. Thanks, 'The Secret...
Capybara Playing With Puppies May Be the Cutest Thing You’ll See Today
Okay, maybe we shouldn't say "playing with puppies." Maybe we should say "tolerating being pestered by puppies." Regardless ... SQUEEEE!! It's no secret that we love capybaras (proof), and Cheesecake likes to foster puppies at the animal rescue where she lives...
Here’s Miley Cyrus Twerking in a Unicorn Onesie
Listen. We know this might make you confused. But we're pretty sure you need to see it. If for no other reason than to help us decide if it's NSFW or not.
On the one hand, there's twerking involved, which is usually totally NSFW. On the other hand, the unicorn onesie does a pretty good job of canceling out all the things that usually make twerking NSFW...
Sea Lions Are Also Screaming Like Humans Now
If you love watching videos of animals yelling like humans, but were worried the whole goat thing was getting a little bit played out, this is the video for you.
Prankster Dressed as Plant Terrifies Shoppers
YouTuber RRyanLewis, whose favorite pastime seems to be dressing up as a plant and scaring people, is at it again. Here is his newest installment of the "Bushman" pranks.
Shaq Finally Gets Revenge on Aaron Carter
Years after being brutally schooled in the Aaron Carter music video 'That's How I Beat Shaq,' Shaq is back, and he wants revenge.
Mila Kunis Calms Interviewer’s Nerves, Is Generally Great
Don't like Jennifer Lawrence? How about Mila Kunis? Here she is in an amazing interview, helping out a guy who is so nervous to be interviewing Mila Kunis that he can't help talking about binge drinking with his friends and asking her out on dates.
Germans Can’t Say Squirrel in Funny Video
To be fair, we can't say schadenfreude, but that doesn't mean we aren't having a good chuckle at these Germans struggling with the word "squirrel."