Ernio Hernandez
Woman Arrested For Falling Asleep ‘Spread Eagle’ On Front Porch
Few of us would mind if a woman — accidentally locked out onto her front porch naked — decided to take the opportunity to “get some sun” and happened to fall asleep in a “compromising” position. That is, until we learn that the narcoleptic tanning nude is a 56-year-old woman.
Married Actor Hits on Model on Plane, She Live-Tweets His Douchery
Douchebags of yesteryear had it easy — If he hit on some random hot model on a plane in a semi-drunken stupor, she may think him a douche and turn him down but once the big hunk of metal lands, he’s in the clear.