Ballroom® Jeans – They’re Not Talking About Dancing [Video]

I will fully admit that I don't understand fashion. I am decidedly a function/comfort over fashion person in my daily life. I like it when companies design things that are both fashionable and comfortable (except pajama jeans. And dresspant sweatpants), but I don't get this one. Maybe it's because I'm not a guy, and I don't need that extra give, but Duluth Trading Company's Ballroom® Jeans might be the weirdest things I have ever seen.

You see "ballroom", you think "dancing". At least if you're me. But, these jeans aren't designed to help you cut a rug at the next wedding reception you attend. Nope. These pants are designed specifically for men. And, according to the commercial, make it easier for them to crouch "without singing soprano". Maybe I don't get it because I lack the plumbing needed in to fully appreciate them? Or maybe they're really weird, and even guys won't wear them. Check out the video below and let me know what you think.

And I'm a little weirded out by the term "Crouch Gusset™". Just sayin'.