I never thought I would love an entire police department so much but Bath Township takes the cake every time for their humor.

On Friday, January 25th they took to Facebook to share some new tips with people:

  1. Don't steal someone's car
  2. Don't run from the police

Well duh! is probably what you're thinking, however, there are lots of idiots out in the world who need the reminder. Take Exhibit A below

Pretty ballsy (or just dumb) of this guy thinking he can get very far in the snow. Did we forget about footprints? Now he's wet, on a leash and locked behind bars... kind of like a dog... but definitely not as cute.

And let's take the time to acknowledge those hashtags because if running after a dumb criminal and catching him means getting to skip gym day I'd consider that #winning!