Best Car Crash Description EVER

Too often, TV reporters get someone who is afraid to talk on camera, too scared to speak normally or just flat out not interesting.

Do you remember Antoine Dodson, the "hide your kids, hide your wife" guy?  He was entertaining and didn't try to be.  The guy in this video is the "car wreck" equivalent.  He may not wind up on TV shows and in song mashups like the other guy, but his description is certainly worthy of it.

Enjoy!

This is totally safe for work, by the way.