First off, I need to congratulate myself on that title. Pure genius, really. Anyway... Today Curtis got some crap in the old nose hole! Not literal crap, but some boogers. We had to take care of the situation, but before we did, we made sure to use his stuffed up nose to imitate the ocean. Because boogers, sniffing, and bird noises reminds you of the ocean. And then when he finally cleans that thing out... Good Lord, that's loud! Did he have a metric ton of boogs in there!? What the heck!?

And then for some reason, Steve decided to make this...