Cindy Crawford has some amazing moisturizing lotion or something. Connie saw some infomercial about the lotion and it made some melon shiny or something, we aren't really sure, she was laughing too hard. Then it somehow it was all about Cindy Crawford's "Face Juice". Who knows? Also on the show, Steve talked about his daughter getting stuck in the corner of her crib, we got an email about a "looser" boyfriend (she meant loser), and the queen stopped by for a bit. All of that and much more on today's show!