It's official. I hate people and everyone should have to pass some sort of test in order to be able to become a parent. I mean, I was already kind of leaning towards this a long time ago, but now it's been solidified. An unknown woman has named her newborn "Hashtag Jameson". I'm not kidding.

 

 

 

 

 

This Facebook screenshot popped up online over the last couple of days. Showing off a) the mother's terrible spelling ability, and b) that she named her little girl "Hashtag Jameson".

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This screenshot has gone viral online and has even spawned some new hashtags of its own, including #YourParentsHateYou and #StupidestNameEver. And what are they going to call her for short? "Hashy"? "Tag"? The horrible possibilities are endless. So far, no one has been able to confirm whether or not there is actually now a baby in this world named Hashtag, or if it's just a hoax, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's true.

Why? Well, this isn't the first time that someone has named their kid after something from social media. A couple in India named their baby after the Facebook "like" button and a man in Egypt named his newborn daughter "Facebook".