Today, in celebrity micro-gossip: Calvin Harris is reportedly dating a human woman who isn't Taylor Swift (and she's not Tinashe, either). The "This Is What You Came For" producer has been linked to Mexican singer-actress Eiza González, PEOPLE reports. The two were photographed leaving a mutual friend's L.A. together arm-in-arm, and you know what THAT means...that they left a party together with their arms linked, basically. The magazine cites a source who claims it's "new" and the pair "have been talking and hanging out." Sounds like good clean fun.

Beyonce celebrated her 35th birthday on Saturday night (9...4...8...1...B'Day), and on Monday evening she threw a Soul Train-themed birthday bash at New York's Nomad hotel. The exceedingly cool theme yielded incredible outfits from Bey, Chance the Rapper, Kendrick Lamar and more, and — possibly best of all — inspired Diddy to wear an unparalleled wig. See a gallery of Soul Train-tastic photos from Beyonce's birthday party over at TMZ.

Demi Lovato, deeply gifted singer and vocal confidence-haver, turned an okay tattoo into a kind of terrible tattoo over the holiday weekend. Lovato documented a new session with L.A. celebrity tattoo artist Bang Bang on Snapchat Monday night (September 5), in which she added a second black rose to the one on her wrist before further embellishing the "you make me beautiful" on her side. Ostensibly wanting to spruce up her very first tattoo, Demi selected a [belabored sigh] dreamcatcher to build on the feathers already underneath the cursive words — one that appears to be shedding more feathers and also...bleeding "dream" droplets? Or are those faux art deco beads, and if so, why are they on a dreamcatcher? At any rate: Demi and Miley Cyrus are now dreamcatcher torso tattoo twinsies.

"Why is the feeling of getting tattooed so addicting?!" Demi later wondered on Twitter.



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