Jim Harbaugh's results on the field have been disappointing at Michigan, but his quotes continue to entertain. That includes over two dozen gems written on the whiteboard in his office in Ann Arbor.

Even Michigan State and Ohio State fans are going to enjoy this one.

"You are over the legal limit for what ifs" hits close to home following Saturday night's disappointing loss to Notre Dame. While "I've been known to come through on occasion" is one Michigan football fans are hoping turns out to be true.

Some of the quotes are Harbaugh's and some are attributed to others. It's like a greatest hits album with guest appearances.

ESPN's Marty Smith caught a photo of the whiteboard last month.

Sorry, nothing about chickens.

Read on and "have a good day...if you want to."

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