It's Wednesday and that means #Secrets!  We figured that we haven't done any generic #Secrets segments lately, so that's exactly what we did.  We got some doozies and Cheyenne did a great job reading them without cracking up, gagging, or face palming.  If your secret wasn't read, you can check it out in the list below.

What #Secret do you have today?

  • My secret is that I call another woman "mom" even though she isn't my mom. My actual mom doesn't know about it. I've already bought the other woman Mother's Day gifts, but my actual mom isn't getting anything due to being a horrible mom my entire life
  • secrets: I had a dream Fish was my pastor on a missions trip
  • #secrets I'm very disappointed in my brother fish for losing at a game where he should never lose cause wrestling is life for him boo fish boo #comeonbrother
  • I'm 25 and pregnant love you
  • my boss is a donkey. Lately everything has been my fault even though I do everything that he tells me. Just yesterday he told one of my coworkers to order material for a job we are doing but the my coworker came over and asked me if there was a bill of materials. I said no but I can work on it after I am done here. I finished up my work and asked my boss if I should go on and make the bill of materials. He said "oh I thought there was one. Ya go and do that." I so wanted to hurt him there. If he had looked in the job folder, he would have seen that there wasn't one. So I took the time to do it and then he says that it was supposed to be done already. Then I thought, You to me to hold off until you had talked to some people to make sure everything will work.
  • My secret is that on Sunday, my husband and I are having both of our families over at our house. We are going to announce that I am pregnant with our second child after two years of infertility!
  • My secret is, I am leaving my mentally abusive husband and getting out. This morning he texted me that he is going to buy a gun. That was the final straw. I genuinely fear for my safety and the safety of others, this man should definitely NOT own a gun. He has extreme anger issues, and even though he has not physically abused me yet, he has threatened suicide and threatened a lot of other people, over silly little things that he blows way out of proportion.
  • I am tapping out. I am done. My ex husband is taking me back, and we are going to try to work on our issues, and give us a second shot. Because as bad as it was between us, I was never in fear like this.
  • Hey Joyce! Joyce? Are you listening? Please do me a favor and in the words of that other “Click of 6 member” … “Shut your suckhole!”
  • Here's a secret, I ran out of regular milk for my kiddos hot chocolate but I had leftover breast milk that was about to go bad. So I added it in with the milk and they drank it! They need a little extra antibodies right?
  • My dad doesn't know I am married
  • When my mom is mad at my dad, she lets the cats lick his food before he gives it to him. Lol
  • My secret is I'm so in love with my boyfriend after we just got back together after 5 years of being separated because of a loss of a child and we got back together two months ago. I'm going to propose to him this summer. I can't imagine with my life with out him.
  • My secret is that I fought my a off for full custody of my kids Because their father is a bousch and never put them first and kept them from things and activities to hurt me but sometimes now I want them to go live with him again so they will remember why I got custody in the first place... Because you were going to keep trying to attend like he is the perfect father to them whenever he has them if you put the name in the secret by buying boats and taking them places but won't pay for anything he's supposed to and fights with me about every activity they want to participate in and lies and that he won't help take them to practice cuz I'm the one who wanted custody so to deal with it... It's not fair cuz they come home and and are like "Dad is so much nicer and more fun now" but all I hear is how he's taking me back to court and threats
  • I secretly cannot stand my mother she is put me down for so many years and treated me like dirt that I absolutely just hate her the only reason I still talk to her is because I need a babysitter why I go to college full-time. Once I'm done with college my husband and I already talked about it she is out o f her life for good
  • #scerets I AM KATHERINE AND I AM !! AWESOME!!! #tiedwithfish #loveyouguys
  • Ok, my secret is one im keeping from my son. He said to me a couple years ago that he never had a chocolate fountain and he wanted me to make that happen for him. His bday is on Sunday, and I managed to find a chocolate fountain. (He will be 10) he will be so excited!
  • I know that my best friends husband is on a "married but looking for balloon animals" website And btw I only know that because a mutual friend of ours is also on it and I was given the message. #neverwantedtoknow 😩
  • Secret: Twinkies feel good in our mouths
  • Secret we know fish threw the game lol
  • My secret is that I'm trying to figure out a way to tell my husband that I want to leave him. There has to be more to life than him sitting on Face all day trolling people.
  • I secretly wish my husband and our little family could move away from our exhausting, drama filled family.
  • I'm currently dating two men, and I am in love with each of them. They don't know about each other, and I'm pregnant from the new guy.
  • My boyfriend just started addiction counseling, but sadly I don't f eel like it's going to help him 😣
  • I've been dating someone for almost 5 months. My secret is I think I'm falling in love with him. But I am pretty nervous to bring it up with him.
  • I have a relationship with my birth parents and my birth half siblings that my adoptive family has no idea about.
  • #secrets I still love you above your face head and neck #fishrules
  • I started a new job in January and was really excited about it and committed to staying with them for 2 years. I now hate it
  • From Steve - The Better One: I secretly knew all the questions I just didn't want you to lose fish secrets
  • I think my boss is stupid and unqualified for her position. When you work in a medical field you should have medical knowledge! Otherwise, I should not h ave to dumb stuff down for her!
  • Secret- my husband and I are looking into IVF. We both have kids from previous marriages. I had tubes tied. Not telling family until we are pregnant.
  • My secret: he thinks I had 1 affair. I had 3.
  • When I was 16/17 in high school my college boyfriend would come home from his out of state college and we would rent a hotel room a couple miles from my house and spend the weekend there. No one else knew he was home and my parents think I spent the weekend with a girlfriends!
  • Secret. To the woman making construction paper heart love notes for my husband thank you my daughter found them. She is devastated. You may have him. Good luck to both of you. To my daughter I love you so much and I am so sorry. We will get thru this together I promise
  • I have had intimate relations with my niece that isn't by blood. Wow that feels good to share. Ok. Have a good day
  • #secrets my husband does not know that I did a topless photo shoot
  • #secrets We're skipping a family wedding to attend a friend's wedding. We care more for our friends than the family member. We haven't told the family yet that we're not coming...
  • I'm leaving my boyfriend for my ex
  • #secrets have to fire my best friend from work today I've known for a week
  • My secret is that I'm trying to figure out a way to tell my husband that I want to leave him. There has to be more to life than him sitting on Facebook all day trolling people.
  • I came out as transgender last Friday on Facebook, as it would take months or years to tell everyone in person, but I think no more than 10 people saw the post... I guess it's still my secret?
  • My secret is that my father passed away when i was 16...my last words to him alive were to go eff himself...i'm 33 now and have to many counselors and therapists trying to make peace with it. But i havent and nobody knows how to pull me through including myself. Everyday is a struggle.
  • #secrets I am a fairly attractive young woman, and think I wanna make balloon animals with that uncle and his niece. Send him my number!