Toledo has a water problem. Uh-oh.
Currently Toledo is facing a water crisis. An algae bloom in Lake Erie due to fertilizers has occurred making tap water of any kind completely UNSAFE for consumption. Residents aren't allowed to cook, shower, or do ANYTHING with it.
Even boiling it will actually make the toxin amount in the water even worse.
Residents cannot find bottled water anywhere. Some are even coming to Michigan to get their hands on some.
It has many residents shouting "H2OLY Toledo!"