Here's a video of a horse playing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" on the recorder. You know, just in case you needed one.Now, he's not the best musician in the world, but I'm sure that he's better than I was in fourth grade when I tried to learn how to play the recorder. I'm pretty sure, actually, that the recorder is every parent's least favorite instrument. Pretty much for this exact reason.

One YouTube commenter sums this entire video up perfectly: "How did I get here". The answer, obviously, is because you wanted to hear a horse play a recorder. Duh.