I Wasn’t Going To Post This Story, But…

It IS from this week's news, and I was threatened with a roundhouse kick to the face.  Just be happy they don't name the cast of  "Grey's Anatomy" as honorary  doctors, or Homer Simpson as an honorary nuclear power plant operator.

Texas will honor the greatest actor/bad a** of our generation.

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.

When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.