People ask Google some pretty stupid things. This is made evident when you start to type what you're searching for into the search bar and some suggestions pop up. It's OK for us to ask those stupid questions of Google, though, because Google isn't a real person.

But, what if Google was a real person? That would make things awkward. Now there's a video that will show you just HOW awkward.

I think teenagers, college dudes, and little kids would probably stop searching for the weird stuff they search for if they had to ask some random dude sitting behind a desk. Then again, I could be completely wrong. Watch how that could all go down in the video from College Humor below. (There is some cursing at the end of the video, so it's not safe for little ears and may not be safe for work.)