Hey family! It’s Fish. Connie and I saw this article about this dude that broke into his neighbor’s apartment over the weekend and stole one thing from HER (yes he took from his female neighbor) her #Jorts. Jorts? Jean Shorts? Really? Of all the things he could take, he would take, jorts? He could actually get jail time for this. DON’T STEAL!!! If you do though, take something more fun, which is why we came up with the…

TEXT QUESTION OF THE DAY:
If you could steal anything from your neighbor’s house … what would it be??

  • TQOTD...if I could steal something from my neighbors.....their voice boxes, so they would stop being so obnoxious... ALL THE TIME! we love our house, we don't want to move so we just deal but holy crap they are awful sometimes!
  • I would steal my neighbor's alpacas
  • I would steal the god awful old fence that I have to look at, but they don't. And then I'd burn it!
  • I would steal my neighbor's robot lawn mower. It's slightly larger than a Roomba
  • #TQOTD I would steal my neighbor's car. Mine is old and run-down and they have a nice but practical ride.
  • Text question of the day: I would steal their stereo system so they can't their loud music at two in the morning when I get up at 4
  • I would steal the 10 thousand dollars my neighbor embezzled from the Catholic church.
  • If I could steal anything it would be their house. That thing is beautiful!
  • I would luv to steal my neighbor's in-ground pool and landscaping!
  • She's not my neighbor but I would steal any one of those amazing badass cars, she has Furniture Camaro new Viper Corvette and a newly acquired $250,000 for Porsche
  • I would steel my neighbor's plants. Smells like skunk a lot of the time in the summer
  • It would be a toss-up between their 52 ft Sea Ray cruiser or...their leaf bagger......that bagger tho #covet
  • I would steal my neighbor's husband. Yum!
  • I have kind of unique circumstances where I live in a rich neighborhood without being remotely rich myself. My neighbors have four jeeps and an Escalade in their driveway. They also have a really nice pontoon boat and an insanely expensive speedboat. It's kind of hard to live next to all of that.
  • The 10' green Sinclair dinosaur
  • Underground sprinkler system
  • I would steal my neighbors Harleys because one is a bartender and gets home at 2:30 am. And the other leaves at 5:30 am. It sucks to be a lite sleeper.
  • I would take their beautiful little pug
  • I take a car from my neighbors
  • Their lawn jockey
  • I wanna steal their dumbass Chicago bears car and ram it into a wall. It's ugly and loud and NOT as cool as You think it is
  • I would still absolutely nothing from my neighbors they're disgusting and don't know how to take care of their home
  • I was just going to say her husband... But fish beat me to it LOL
  • Their dog. They don't watch it close enough and it gets on the road a lot!
  • Neighbors ride-on cooler!
  • I would still my neighbors Harley and then other neighbors across street house it's on little Muskego lake
  • There Pool
  • I would steal all of my neighbor's dogs
  • His wife
  • I would steal my neighbor's lawn mower, sprung an oil leak because the seals rotted out
  • I would steal my neighbor's bug zapper!! Nothing like listening to the sounds of nature with the awful sound of zzzt, zzzt, zzzt, interrupting those sounds every couple of seconds.
  • All their money! we are the poor people in the neighborhood
  • I would steal my neighbor's boots: I don't want them but hearing him THUD up 3 flights of stairs at night is rather annoying. I bet it would be much quieter without them
  • My neighbors metal bed frames and bike frames that they think is lawn art I counted 11 bike frames and 12 bed frames...
  • I'd steal the batteries from their remotes just for the inconvenience
  • I don't have neighbors lol
  • I would steal my neighbor's hot sexy husband
  • I would steal my neighbors 4 wheeler, it's street legal and probably cost more than a car.
  • I would steal my neighbor's lot next to us.he doesn't use it anyway. And we could build a sweet pole barn on it.
  • I would steal their pool. I desperately want to have a pool when I'm older!
  • Why would steal my neighbor's flower garden and grass... I live next to an elderly retired couple, and they are always out gardening mowing your lawn making sure everything is perfect... I guess I'm the crappy neighbor because my lawn has dog poop and no flowers because I don't have a green thumb
  • I would take their virtual reality headset with the handpieces
  • I would steal my neighbors 2 jeeps
  • I’d steal my neighbor's drumset so they stop playing the same damn song at all hours of the night...every night
  • If I could steal anything from my neighbor it would probably be all their wind chimes. Not because I want them but because I want them to shut up.
  • Probably one of the yards in our neighborhood. when we moved into our new house last year our neighbors joked with us that the people we bought it from mowed
  • once in the spring and maybe once in the fall
  • I would steal their dog because they don't treat it very well
  • I would steal Winston, my neighbors all white English bulldog. He's so adorable!!!
  • I would steal my neighbor's central air unit cuz we don't have one....yet. lol no seriously getting pricing to purchase
  • I would steal my neighbor's girlfriend... I think I love her
  • Steal my fiancé back from my neighbor
  • I steal my neighbor's old dog bc she's the coolest! I'd give her back after a day though lol. She's 13 years old and still hops the fence and hangs out by my back door until I come out with a bowl of ice water, a snack for us both, give her some head scratches, and a belly rub. She gives me a nose boop goodbye when she's ready to go home lol. She's so cool.
  • I would steal my neighbor's kids because theirs do yard work and mine don't:(
    I'd take their money and their cats.
  • I would steal my neighbor's property that way they would not be my neighbors anymore.
  • Their playset for my kids. Why do they cost so much?! But then I'd feel guilty for the neighbor kids
  • We listen to your show on our way to drop my oldest daughter off at school and she said she would steal our neighbor's puppy
  • Their amazing underground pool!
  • Their millions of dollars
  • I'd steal my neighbor's marijuana plants.
  • And their zero turn lawn mower
  • I'd steal my neighbor's jetskis (yes plural)
  • I would steal my neighbor's basketball and hoop it's right outside my newborn's room. Also, I would steal my other neighbor's gnome that whistles at you every time you walk down my driveway...
  • I would steal my neighbor's body. Swapping bodies would make losing that last 70lbs a lot easier
  • I would def steal the neighbors siding and yard. I love their house color and lawn but my I lay layout better.
  • I'd steal their riding lawn mower
  • I would steal my neighbor's dog ball. She uses OUR YARD to play fetch with her crazy poodle, and it drives us insane.
  • I would steal my neighbor's indoor riding arena with attached stalls, wash area, tack room, feed room, hay storage, kitchenette, office, and observation room.
  • My fiance and I would steal our neighbor's lawnmower! We don't have one and can't afford one because they're outrageously expensive!!
  • #tqotd I live next to a church! I'd probably take the big Jesus statue to freak out my other neighbors. Maybe set it up to peak in their windows..
  • I would steal my neighbor's cattle. Where's the beef?
  • I'd steal the neighbor's youth.