Let's all welcome Jenny, our brand new Summer Intern, for her very first reading of #Secrets.  This week's theme is: "If You Could, What Would You #Secretly Change About Your Relationship?"  Some were funny, some were serious, and the very last #secret was so good that we had Jenny act it out.  Well done, Jenny!  You did great for your first time with #Secrets.

And now, here are the rest of today's #Secrets!

If you could, what would you #secretly change about your relationship?

  • #Secrets... I would change his mouth diarrhea and surgically remove his phone from his hand. Plus we need more balloon animals.
  • I would make my husband more like a woman. Emotional and understanding, I love him but he doesn't get it. It's a struggle some days. I wish he just felt more. He is so cold!
  • I wish my husband would communicate better . He's never been good at communication but the longer we are together/older we get, it gets more frustrating . Also, I wish I could trust him more. He's broken my trust many times over the years and i want to trust him but I can't.
  • I secretly wish that I looked better in a harness.
  • What I would change about my relationship is my husband wanting me more so I'm not on the verge of leaving.
  • Secrets today: I would make it so my husband actually does what I ask when I ask him to.
  • I wish my boyfriend didn't work out of time during the week so I could see him more often during the week
  • #Secrets: I would change the blame she places on our son for our problems and have her realize it's the nightlife she lives that's the real issue.
  • My boyfriend is Hispanic and always smells like cumin which reminds me of tacos down there. I wish I could change this. Lol
  • If I could change anything in my relationship I would so change that my wife would of never got Breast Cancer... it changes our whole relationship almost upside down! But we are working through it.
  • I'd turn his beer into water.
  • Empathy. He doesn't really care when I'm upset and will even laugh when I'm hurt emotionally or physically
  • I would change my husbands lack of emotion, you can tell him something happy, sad, excited, and his expression never changes, it can be and has been hurtful.
  • I bet what my mom would want to change about my dad would be he would actually clean lol
  • #secrets. I would change his 15 year old daughter, and his narcissistic, ridiculous x wife. Ugh
  • I would make him more patient. He can't handle hearing anything that's negative, so I have to filter everything that I tell him about my life, to ensure that he only hears the positive stuff. I'm not allowed to complain or vent unless it's a very legitimate reason, venting about something trivial at work or with my family is not allowed.
  • I would change our marital status we both are separated but still legally married to others. And the distance we live apart.
  • I would change the fact that my lover is always at arms length away.... but I don't want my hand relocated.
  • How grumpy he is. He didn't used to be this grumpy. ♀️
  • Secrets: I would take his ex-wife out of the equation (Gross Pointe Blank anyone??)
  • I would change my husband's fuse with our 2 year old. he's not super mean with him but I feel he needs to be more understanding with a two year old. Especially since our two year old has a speech delay and has a lack of communication because of it.
  • #secrets for my husband to be the bread winner. Or for my husband to be more responsible around the host. Above all for him to just step up
  • I would change my husband's anxiety. In afraid it'll end up giving him a heart attack and I want as much time with him as possible.
  • #secrets I would change my bfs attitude. Always says I start all the arguments when really it's how he approaches me about the topic that makes me mad.
  • I would leave just havent been able to yet.
  • What I would change in my relationship is to get divorced I have two children with my husband and he has done nothing but verbally and emotionally abused me for years always telling me I'm worthless and stupid and retarded I'm trying to save up money to find a place to get out and away from him that's wha t I would change the fact that I ever met him
  • So if i could change something about my relationship it would be for him to consider my feelings more seriously
  • I would change my wife's compulsive need to come to everybody's rescue even when they do it to themselves #stopmakingeverybodysproblemsourproblems
  • #secrets....I would change his love of the news and politics to music and comedy....and...I wish he would use a kleenex....what are you 7???? STOP wipin g your face on your sleeve and for God's sake STOP picking your nose!!
  • I'd make my relationship real. I'm in love with him and he doesn't know I exist
  • I would secretly change his friends, they're not real friends (they hit in me)
  • I would have someone show my husband How to be more romantic because when he tries he's actually kind of creepy LOL got to give him props for trying though.
  • Please keep me anonymous, if I could change one thing secretly about my relationship with my wife of a month. It would be that she wasn't quite so knowledgeable and experienced with balloon animals prior to our marriage.
  • #secrets i wish my husband would care more about the clothes he wears. Would it kill him to wear something up to date and fits him well? Also I would wan t him to learn how to loosen up and have fun.
  • Waaaayyy WAY more balloon animals... from a girl
  • The thing I would change is HIM FINALLY PROPOSING.
  • I would change her . She is crazy .and all the drama we've had over the last 4yrs.oh n her daughter or family we would get along. LOL
  • I wish my husband could dance. I love dancing and he isn't good at it.
  • I really couldn't come up with anything. I'm at a point in my marriage where we both are really working on excepting each other for who we are and appreciating the differences. After 20 years with hard work and dedication I'm happier than I've ever been
  • Lack of communication. He has had to be strong for his family before and now bottles up his feelings and isn't able to communicate them which can be frustrating
  • Please keep me anonymous, if I could change one thing secretly about my relationship with my wife of a month. It would be that she wasn't quite so knowledgeable and experienced with balloon animals prior to our marriage.
  • I would have someone show my husband How to be more romantic because when he tries he's actually kind of creepy LOL got to give him props for trying though.
  • I'd move me n my woman to my home state of Minnesota. I already know she won't go. She's never been anywhere else.
  • I wish my husband didn't smoke. I never wanted to marry a smoker, but did, thinking he would eventually quit. After 29 years he still smokes, and it has been the source of many arguments.
  • The way he chews. Ew.
  • What would I change? Honestly nothing. Everything about us is amazing, the fighting teaches us. We love 90% of the time and the 10% sucks but it teaches us what to do different!
  • To have more of an open, relaxed, free happy relationship... not one with rules filled by society.
  • My husband did that same thing for years. Sleep on the couch, etc. He had a porn addiction that escalated. Get help.
  • That my husband of 15 years would stop acting like a 2 year old when a family reunion, wedding, grad party... any social gathering comes up.
  • #secrets...I'd change that we both work the same shift. I work thirds and he works first. We hardly get to see each other. Thankfully though he's incredible and patient and seems ok with it for now that we work different shifts.
  • I would change his priorities list. Sometimes things that are so trivial to me take priority over our family UNLESS it's a way for him to look selfless or sacrificial.
  • Why would make my husband want to be in a relationship.our relationship seems to always be on the back burner and is never important. Balloon animals are non-existent and I seem to be as well
  • #secrets I would inject a need for work-life balance. My husband works so hard, he doesn't have a capacity to keep track of anything that's not work related.
  • I would change our past, he cheated on me a lot when we were younger. He made a complete turnaround and treats me so wonderfully now years later and still feels bad about what he did, but it's hard for me to let it go
  • I'd get rid of his mental illness and chronic pain. I'm tired of walking on egg shells daily due to not knowing when he may explode. These things negatively affect me and our kids
  • What would I secretly change about my relationship? Partners. I wish I had the guts to leave my husband for my female friend who I've been in love with for over a year.
  • I have the opposite problems that most of wifeys texting in... my Husband is beyond interested in me he thinks I'm his own personal petting zoo balloon animals constantly geez can I get a hands free nap
  • I would erase all the hurt and lack of trust I am working through due to years of his drug addiction. Or having him never become an addict. He is working towards sobriety but it's hard for me to trust him
  • I would secretly change my relationship in a heartbeat. I would drop his sorry butt and make him feel the same way he makes me feel. Unappreciated, has no empathy, and downright disrespectful. I know that i am better on my own i wish he got the hint... #byeFelicia #kickrocks
  • I would love to have my husband do more of the household work and changing channels every 2 seconds on the TV