Ya'll want some weird stuff if you became single.  Fish was totally excited about the people who wanted boobs too.

TEXT QUESTION OF THE DAY:
If you were Suddenly SINGLE, what’s the first thing you would buy???

  • Probably a trip because I would be haunted by too many memories if I stayed put.
  • Well. I am "single" and my kids and I bought a puppy (chocolate Pomeranian) a while ago. Teddy is amazing and fun. If I was "attached" I'd have to contend with another person's opinion! So grateful for the freedom of making up my own mind with my kiddos
  • TQOTD - When I did suddenly become single 7 yrs ago the 1st thing I bought was a new mattress and all new bedding.
  • First thing I would buy would be a new pair of heels! My current SO is shorter than me and hates when I wear them. He went as far as to get rid of a couple pairs while I was on vacation saying I must have lost them.
  • I would buy myself two things because a girl can’t pick just one thing, a truck and a Rottweiler...LOL...I have no idea why, but those would be for sure the first two things I would buy, money would help though. Ha!!
  • Tqod New bedding. Blankets pillow the works
  • TQOTD: let's see, What would I by if I was suddenly single. Oh wait, I am single!! Lol. But I think I bought food when I suddenly became single over a year ago.
  • I would take a big, worldwide trip because I would be haunted by too many memories
  • I would buy a European trip for myself and my three sons.
  • I've been single my whole life, 39 years. Why do I have to be suddenly single to buy something? I buy whatever I want when I want. Up next, a house.
  • The first thing I bought was laser hair removal! Best purchase I ever made!
    (Recently single as of two weeks ago) The first thing I bought was hair-dye because he didn't allow me to dye my hair. BYE GRAYLICIA
  • An apartment bc I'd be homeless #wifeofButtPhil
  • This is what I did when I got a single bought me a new truck
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  • I'm going to be single in a few
  • Months and I'm going to buy a house!!!✌️
  • Text message of the day I would buy booze lots of booze
  • I would buy my dream vacation! Bora Bora baby
  • Lottsssss of drinks … Or maybe a therapist lol
  • Cats....like 3
  • Tinder subscription :)
  • If I was suddenly single I would finally be able to be anything I want because I'm finally single
  • If I was suddenly single I would buy a "back massager"
  • I'd get another rescue dog!
  • First thing I'd buy is Exlax to lose a few pounds and look better since I'd be getting back out there... Nah just kidding. I already look good. I'd bake my ex a chocolate cake with that purchase writing best wishes on top for him and his floozy he probably cheated on me with to enjoy. I know he couldn't resist with that sweet tooth he has. L. O. L.
  • If I was suddenly single I think I would trade in my three-row vehicle for something a little more compact
  • If I was suddenly single I sure wouldn't be buying anything I'd be selling a whole lot of crap
  • A jet ski and a new set of Lego's.
  • I would buy a hot tub because she keeps telling me when will get one later but not right now. That was 5 years ago. UGH
  • I am suddenly single and I am signing in my new home today!!
  • I'd trade in my wannabe SUV but really a minivan Acadia and buy another Lincoln MXZ.
  • Would buy a new house and all the furnishings
  • I would buy new bedding and of course a dildo
  • #tqotd! I'd buy myself a spa day and totally get pampered, and then I'd also buy myself a tattoo!
  • I would buy a 40k army and let my geek flag fly.
  • If I found myself suddenly single… I would hire contractors to finish the work that he didn’t in our house that we built 10 years ago because he would be leaving not me
  • A HOUSE because u know she's getting our in the divorce
  • If I were suddenly single I would buy a ticket home to California ‍♀️ peace out Michigan ✌️
  • If I was suddenly single I would buy myself a motorcycle and learn how to ride. Since he would take his bike with him... I might miss the bike more than him! Hehe (first time, long time)
  • When I became single a year ago I bought a new mattress. Bedding. Couch. Tables. A trip to Colorado. I was FREEEEEE to do and buy all the things I wanted, next will be Cali and Mexico. But that doesn't mean I'm not taking adventure partner applications.
  • I would buy a crotch rocket. Because my husband is smart and won't let me get one because I have issues with throttle control
  • If I was suddenly single I would buy myself some new boobs. I definitely need a lift and possible reduction after breastfeeding a couple kids. I think it would be a great confidence booster after a breakup
  • If I were suddenly single, I would buy myself a new set of boobs! I want them now because after four kids They are just not perky anymore but my man prefers them natural. I WANT BOOBS!!!
  • #TQOTD I would buy Taco Bell. Stop the show....it would be GLORIOUS!
  • A rug, a shovel, and an alibi.
  • If I was suddenly single I think I'd have to buy a lap dance and a shot of Jack Daniels. #tqotd
  • #tqotd If I was single I would purchase a beard trimmer for those down below areas.....lol...I don't think my husband knows I use his trimmer. Sorry, not sorry
  • If I was suddenly single I would buy a new house. My husband is basically the reason I haven't
  • A puppy!
  • I'd buy a lawyer, divorce is expensive
  • Sorry, there are three things I would do. Buy me a truck, fifth wheel and sell the house
  • A dumpster. Hubby is a hoarder.
  • I have to change mine. I think the apartment was a bit too practical and instead I would buy an entire Private Island it still solve the Homeless Problem
  • If I were suddenly single I wouldn't have money for SPIT as I'm a stay at home momma! If money was unlimited, I would buy books and go back to school!
    I would buy my dream car. A 1999 Nissan GT-R skyline (if it was legal in America )
  • Rabbit? Lol
  • I would buy a new pontoon boat and troll the Grand River looking for a new x
  • My girl n I broke up yesterday, n I bought lots of weed. I don't drink, but if I did I'd be drunk!!!
  • #tqotd. I'd buy balloon animal accessories!!!!! Lmao
  • I'm Suddenly single! First thing I did... Turned that basement man cave into a family room! Winner!!!
  • I would take my 3-year-old son on a Disney cruise and spend as much time with him as I can
  • Some hunting land and new guns
  • Soft toilet paper!!!
  • Storage unit and I'd travel the world