It's Monday, so let’s start the week with another edition of celebrity gossip and things you need to know with Knightlines... 

KANYE WEST went off on JIMMY KIMMEL on Twitter yesterday, after Kimmel made fun of Kanye on Wednesday's show. Kanye said stuff like, "Jimmy Kimmel is out of line to try and spoof in any way the first piece of honest media in years", and "Sarah Silverman is a thousand times funnier than you and the whole world knows it!!!" Kimmel claims this is NOT a prank.

If your dream is to sleep with a drunken CHELSEA HANDLER, now's your chance. She's single again. A source says that Chelsea's on-again, off-again boyfriend Andre Balazs has been telling friends that it's, quote, "definitely over."

KALEY CUOCO from "The Big Bang Theory" is engaged to pro tennis player RYAN SWEETING . . . even though they've only been dating for about THREE MONTHS. Ryan supposedly popped the question on Wednesday.

Sources say LAMAR ODOM had been holed up in a private house in a gated community 100 miles from Los Angeles, partying and smoking crack with TWO WOMEN. But he left Wednesday night and returned to L.A.

DYLAN SPROUSE from the Disney Channel shows "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody" and "The Suite Life on Deck" was recently spotted working at a New York City restaurant. But he says he's "financially secure", and just doing it to "try a new experience . . . socialize and get out of the house."

LINDSAY LOHAN was reportedly being difficult while shooting her reality series for OPRAH'S network. So Oprah brought the hammer down. She told Lindsay to shape up or she could kiss her $2 MILLION paycheck goodbye. That was about a month ago, and things have been running smoothly ever since.