We asked you to text or call in with tips on how to get pregnant. We got a ton of suggestions, including a bunch of pretty obvious ones. (Yes, we know you need to have balloon animals to get pregnant.) We made a list out of all of your texts and gave it to our intern, Scott, to read. Why did we have him read it? Because we think it's pretty funny, and we hope you do too!

Here are the rest of the tips you sent in:

  • Getting pregnant! There are apps that track the woman's period And ovulation date. They tell you what day you will get pregnant most likely if you make balloon animals and then that day make as many animals as your balloon allows you to
  • Look into essential oils for fertility: clary sage and fennel particularly. Look up how to use them :)
  • After being unsuccessful for 4 years We finally made an appointment with a fertility specialist that had a 3 month wait list ... ended up getting pregnant before the appointment! I think I finally stopped stressing over it and it just happened!!
  • I was told to swallow until it's ovulation time. The theory behind it is the body won't think it's bad and will except it as a nutrient.
  • Get a few ovulation apps, track it and make sure you are active while she is ovulating!
  • Sometimes your body can be allergic to something and the reaction will be only internal (infertility, etc.) look into gluten free, etc.
  • When trying to get pregnant, after intercourse the woman shouldn't use the bathroom for at least 20 minutes and keep her legs up for that time.
  • gotta have balloon animals with out protection
  • Having balloon animals was quite successful for when I was having kids
  • Kokopelli figures have helped quite a few of my friends with fertility 👶🏼
  • Tips on getting pregnant: just have balloon animals or inseminate her.
  • Pregnant tip. Drink well water. There was a old saying when I was younger if woman drank well water they would get pregnant/help then get pregnant
  • Acupuncture
  • Elevated hips
  • There's a special Lub-ayyy called Pressed. Helps feed the fish so they can get to the egg faster husband and I used it 3 times and got pregnant.
  • You need the Betty White baby maker blanket from The Proposal
  • I tried for two years to conceive. I read on google that after you finish “balloon animaling” that she needs to lay flat for at least five minutes. I did that once and found out I was pregnant a month later.
  • Try it off the timing chart. I got preg 5 days after my period ended. *after trying 6 months on the timing schedule-*
  • There is an app out there that I used called Get Baby... It tracks your ovulation and menstrual cycles, and tells you when's a good time to have sex and get pregnant..... second time trying. I was pregnant
  • So I tried for 8 years to get pregnant and the second month I did this I got pregnant. There are things called soft cups. They are disposable cups women use when they have their period. After you make balloon animals have her not move and put one of those in. It will help keep all of the Fish in and make it so they have to travel the least amount of distance. Have her keep it in overnight (she won’t even notice it) and then take it out the next morning.
  • My husband and I tried to get pregnant for almost 2 years. Once I switched to a low carb/no carb diet I was pregnant within two months!
  • Tip for getting pregnant: See Dr. Dodds at the Fertility Center on the east beltline. I wouldn't have my miracle baby without hie wisdom and awesome staff! Been through what Fish and Alycia are going through, praying for you guys!-Rachel
    Find a fertility Doctor who tells you that you will probably never be able to have children. As soon as you get married, and don’t use protection, you will be pregnant within one month #4kidslater #iobviouslyhaveauthorityissues #everybodysgoodatsomething
  • My husband and I tried for years to have a baby. Finally my doctor told me to relax and enjoy my Christmas in Florida. (This was several years ago) my doctor said we would start doing testing right after the new year to figure out what in the heck was going on. So, I finally was able to just relax knowing I would and I love how close in age they are.
  • #prego tips...raise the hips during, then after continue to raise hips but also put legs in air. Also don't be active beforehand, balloon animals 2 days before ovulation then again when temp has a slight raise. Being to active before lowers balloon animals count. Have fun!
  • After making balloon animals the women should stand on her head for as long as she can handle to direct the “animals”.
  • Balloon animals in the shower.. all 3 of my kids were conceived that way..
  • No joke we had trouble getting pregnant for 7 years. We had one child and then it took us 7 years to get pregnant again. We went to a church and were prayed for then we got pregnant. it's crazy awesome.
  • After being unsuccessful for 4 years We finally made an appointment with a fertility specialist that had a 3 month wait list ... ended up getting pregnant
  • Get a few ovulation apps, track it and make sure you are active while she is ovulating!
  • Sometimes your body can be allergic to something and the reaction will be only internal (infertility, etc.) look into gluten free, etc.
  • I like turtles🐢🐢
  • I got pregnant just by having balloon animals. If you just have balloon animals and dont be on a schedule your more likely to get pregnant. Dont stress or schedule balloon animal time, just do it.
  • You got a coach the swimmers after the balloon animals you gotta get down there and yell at those little guys. you got this go for the goal!!!!