Do we have to cut the grass at 9 in the morning?

A few people told me that's reasonable, but I have to disagree. I'm thinking 11 a.m. or later, then again if I worked hours where I sleep during the day I would be pretty upset, so there's no winner in this one. What about silent weed wackers?

I will say, there is some sort of universal joke going here. When I worked mornings I would come home and take a nap around 2 in the afternoon; so guess when they would fire up the loud equipment? 2:30!

Oh life, how I love you.