Listener Wipes Her Butt With The Prettiest Girl In The Sears Catalog – Connie and Fish TV

We were making fun of Fish's toilet paper problems. (In case you didn't know, Fish isn't allowed to buy toilet paper or something, so he is always running out.) Fran called in to save the day and gave us a fantastic suggestion on what to do when you run out of toilet paper. Remember those old Sears catalogs you get? Well, Fran suggests (more than suggests, this was her goto back in the day) that you just find the prettiest girl in the magazine and give that bum a wipe! Awesome, Fran! We love it!