Because nothing says "I love you" like Valentine's Day gift you got for free on Craigslist.

All of these items are currently available for free via Craigslist in Grand Rapids.

You may also want to check out the personal ads on Craigslist if you're picking up one of these things for a Valentine's Day gift since you'll be single soon after.

  • 1

    Moving Boxes

    Ready for a breakup this Valentine's Day? Here's a not-so-subtle way to send a message to your significant other if you are living together.

    Purestock, ThinkStock
  • 2

    Hot Tub

    In theory this could be a good idea, but remember this is the free listings on Craigslist.

    This hot tub leaks. You'll have to be fast.

    ECColleen, ThinkStock
  • 3

    King Size Mattress

    Enough said.

    (Just try to forget that it's been used for 12 years.)

    winnond, ThinkStock
  • 4

    Flies and Larvae

    Want to guarantee this relationship will be your last? Give some black soldier flies/phoenix worm larvae this Valentine's Day!

    Hurry! The larvae have started turning into flies, but don't worry "neither the larvae nor the flies bite."

    Anton-Fotografia, ThinkStock
  • 5

    BOGO Tickets

    This is perfect. A night out in Grand Rapids and it doesn't have to cost you a thing! Give the BOGO coupon to your significant other, they'll buy a ticket, then you get in free!

    GlaserStudios, ThinkStock
  • 6

    Bow-Flex

    Another way to be a jerk this Valentine's Day is to suggest that your partner could stand to lose some weight with a Bow-Flex. Combine this gift with a box of chocolate so nobody wins.

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