Can it get much more weird than this?

Has anyone else noticed things being a bit weird the last few weeks? I'm trying to convince myself that it's not just me, thankfully I found this story because I thought I was going insane.

Props to WZZM 13 for picking this up. This went down around 11 p.m. on Sunday in Dalton Township. Neighbors called the police when they spotted a man with a four foot metal pole walking around the neighborhood looking into windows.

When police arrived, 20-year-old Calquan Burr ran towards the cruiser, and jumped on the hood, crushing the windshield.

Calquan then dropped the pipe and allowed police to take him into custody. He told police he was from the planet Zoltron and was trying to crush the car.

Police believe he was under the influence of drugs.

Calquan won't be heading back to Zolton anytime soon because he's being charged with aggravated felonious assault against a police officer and larceny.