And this, kids, is why we don't do drugs.

A 19-year-old Ohio man called police last Thursday evening claiming that he had swallowed a pregnant spider and she gave birth in his stomach. OMG CREEPY!!! But wait, it gets worse. He says that he felt the babies being born and could now feel them crawling out of his mouth. He told police he could:

"feel all 8 legs" crawling around in his throat."

That's a nightmare come to life!!

However, when police investigated the matter, they found out that the man had just taken LSD an hour prior to the call.

The police department shared the story on their Facebook page, which of course has gone viral.