Michigan Signs of the Zodiac
Did you know there’s a Michigan version of the Zodiac? Probably not, because we just invented it. Come have a good time and find out what your Michigan Zodiac sign is.
January 20 – February 18
Microbreweries always bring a unique flavor to a group of friends. You have full-bodied opinions and you are not one to shy away from sharing them with others. Though some may perceive you as bitter, others find you to be the life of the party. As a trend-setter, you often think back to the good old days, before everyone was doing what you are doing. The Michigan Zodiac sign Kid-Rock feels uncomfortable around you, though they respect you.
February 19 – March 20
Always the optimist, you surround yourself with people capable of unconditional love. You help maintain high hopes for those around you, but often find you are not capable of holding the weight on your shoulders for long. You tend to have an ever changing roster of friends from year to year based on what you are interested in at the current moment, but you also know that your life long friends will always be there for you, no matter what. Because of your presence, those around you learn to never give up on their dreams. The Michigan Zodiac sign Piston considers you the little brother that never lived up to their expectations.
March 21 – April 19
Though you keep your distance, people can’t help from noticing your grace and majestic beauty. However, once people get close to you, they realize that you are actually often skittish and evasive. This is not to your discredit as you appreciate what’s necessary to keep you and your family out of harm’s way. Your conscientiousness makes you quite the trophy for a spouse, but also a bit indecisive to the point of making matters worse. Deer should avoid direct contact with Michigan Zodiac sign Piston in situations of high intensity and quick decision making.
April 20 – May 20
Some are drawn to you because you allow them to enjoy hobbies and activities that they can’t enjoy without you. You tend to build up how you feel only to release on those you know best, causing many love/hate relationships.
Children enjoy your company because you treat them with the same temperament as you do adults, affording them a larger sense of freedom. Deer will be drawn to you as they thrive in your presence.
May 21 – June 20
Persevering under pressure, you also don’t allow the daily grind to get you down. Understanding the importance of hard work, you are primed to climb any corporate ladder or personal goal you set out for yourself. Your consistency causes many to depend on you, so on the rare occasion you do break down, it leaves yourself and other paralyzed about what to do next. Some people take you for granted but great friends always know how to get you up and running again. Lions tend to be self-conscious in your presence and deer should avoid you.
June 21 – July 22
When people think of you, they think of your sunny disposition. Comfort and fun comes naturally to you, as you know how to kick back, relax and have a good time. Because so many enjoy your relaxing mentality, it is noted that you stretch yourself too thin at times. Those that truly appreciate you see your popularity as a positive because you’re always within reach, and are capable of naturally bringing many together. The Michigan Zodiacs Lake Effect Snow and Ice Scraper shy away from your affection.
July 23 – August 22
Apples are all perceived to be the same, but it’s what happens once you get under their skin that shows their true character. This underlying diversity, that goes unnoticed, makes you versatile in a wide variety of situations. Your rivals will call you crabby, but most know you for your broad skill-set and capabilities. One would be mistaken to believe they could separate you from nature, as it’s at your core. It’s best to mate with Michigan Zodiac signs Wolverine and Deer, but best to avoid extended contact with Lake Effect Snow.
August 23 -- September 22
Your no-thrills, get-er-done, abrasive attitude makes you a powerful tool in any setting. This causes you to be used by others intentionally at times. However, you are aware of this, and actually secretly love the respect you are given for getting the job done, no matter what the conditions. This also causes many to turn to you only in times of need. Your sturdy, utilitarian lifestyle allows you the freedom to avoid the average every-day grind others assume, as you know exactly how and when to spring into action, to everyone's benefit. Due to your situational versatility, the Piston finds you to be an unnecessary novelty, but if you manage to find a Piston you can work with, nothing can stop your tandem.
September 23 – October 22
Always one willing to give direction, some may find you intrusive and pushy by doing so. You are willing to stand your ground and accept the disdain of others, especially when you know it’s for everyone's benefit in the long run. This makes you virtuous in nature, but cold and perceived as “square” by the The Microbreweries and Apples of the world. In the long run, Construction Barrels like yourself hold our society together. Try to hold back a sense of cold-heartedness when reminding people of the broader picture.
You take care of a lot of the problems Lake Effect Snow causes and don't necessarily get the credit you deserve.
October 23 – November 21
Once ruler of Michigan bad-lands, the wolverine is a tough and ferocious being. Protective of your heritage, you find it advantageous to boast about your positive attributes when afforded the chance. While they generally make very loyal friends, the last thing you ever want to do is cross a Wolverine, as doing so probably will be the last thing you ever do. Once wronged, people born under the Wolverine will scorch the earth in pursuit of revenge against any strong adversary in their path. As a result, they often make highly effective leaders and/or tyrants.
November 22 – December 21
Perceived as ever evolving, outsiders see you as volatile. Those that know you see you for your breadth of knowledge and fresh perspective. Due to your constant strive to change yourself for the better, you can also find you are falling into habits and cycles that are hard to get out of. You get along well with all zodiacs of the Michigan calendar, but the degree depends on your temperament and timing. It’s up to you to surround yourself with the correct people at the correct time.
December 22 – January 19
You are an American Badass.