Today's theme for secrets was a fill in the blank.  We wanted to know something about you that your SO doesn't.  Just like every other Wednesday, we had Intern Nick read the naughtier responses.  And in typical Nick fashion, he got all weird on a few of them.  And then that last statement he made...  Seriously, Nick?  That's weird.

My Sig other doesn’t know _______ about me?

  • My significant other doesn't know I exist. And it's not a stalker situation lol
  • my S.O. doesn't know the full extent of my "dating" history..... yet 😬
  • My S/O doesn't know/understand how difficult it is for me to express my feelings.
  • My guy doesn't know how mentally and physically abusive my ex-was. Thankfully my current guy is amazing and incredibly sweet
  • my significant other does not know I've started smoking again. I quit before we met but for a period of time later I found some extra time on my hands and started smoking. now I'm trying to quit again under the radar and that's not going well
  • Good morning my husband doesn't know I use his beard trimmer to trim the dog's face and butt hair. The dog is a labradoodle and my husband's beard trimmer works awesome for cleaning up the dog. In between grooming trips.
  • My significant other doesn't know... pause the show... $H!T about me 😂
  • Text question of the day, my significant other has no idea what I like. I could go to a restaurant and pick something out for him and he would be perfectly fine with it I could go to Best Buy or Meijer or anywhere and pick something out and he would be fine with it he has no idea. What I like at all. And I am a creature of habit. I get the same damn thing Everywhere I Go.
  • Doesn't know how much I self please.... he's gone a lot for work sry TMI
  • Something my husband doesn't know about me is how often I have to fight with my depression. I've always been treated differently for this and I don't want that burden on his shoulders.
  • That I'm going to school to change careers from teaching to nursing he knows I'm taking classes but he thinks I'm getting my masters
  • #Secrets My significant other doesn't know that I am leaving again after the holidays. I am looking for a room to rent, and I want to find a person that treats me better.
  • My fiance doesn't understand my job as a daycare provider and gets mad when I am tired by 8:30 and I don't want to clean the house
  • I use my significant others beard trimmer to trim our Netherland dwarf rabbit's butt. He doesn't know it. Lol. While did it mine lmao!!!
  • My significant other does not know that I enjoy M and M’s before I go to bed every night. I wait until he goes to sleep before I enjoy my nightly treat.
  • What my husband doesn’t know about me is that I used to hide his keys on purpose before he would go hang out with his friends. Sometimes he would spend 15 minutes to a half an hour looking for them while I tried to “help look for them”.
  • What my wife doesn’t know about me is that I often enjoy shower beers on the weekends.
  • He does not know that in my 20s I used to do many food eating competitions at fairs and cities across the Midwest. My best victory was a hot dog eating contest where I ate 25 hot dogs in 10 minutes.
  • My significant other doesn’t know that I only eat red skittles.
  • What my significant other doesn’t know about me is that I have been in prison.
  • That I listen to several of Charles Dickens books on tape.
  • My significant other doesn’t know that I leave the toilet seat up every morning in the bathroom and blame it on the kids.
  • My significant other doesn’t know that I used to smuggle mass amounts of pop and beer cans when I lived in Indiana to Michigan to cash in on the deposit.
  • Hey guys! My secret this morning is that I wanna tell my ex that I'm so much happier with my new boyfriend! You can use my name to just in case he's listening to the show
  • My husband doesn't know I'm pregnant...yet :)
  • My significant other doesn’t know that I enjoy sweating with the oldies with Richard Simmons.
  • My significant other doesn't know that the reason I first agreed to go out with him is that he looks almost exactly like my ex-boyfriend who I still have feelings for
  • Not my SO, but my ex-husband's SO doesn't know he's addicted to porn, the specific kind of porn he's into, and "other" things of that type. How do I know? He begged me to go to his house to remove a box of his "fun things" as she was coming to his house to visit (from out of state) and was afraid she would find it. I keep telling him to just be honest, but homie doesn't learn. #notmymonkey
  • That I'm leaving them … Also, that I'm keeping his pajama pants :)
  • I don't think she knows I had my salad tossed by an old Asian in a van