Bowie may look pretty but he's a jerk.

Meet Bowie. He's one of the four cats that my girlfriend, Gina, and I own together. He is quite the good looking dude and Gina noticed he was rolling in the holiday decorations and couldn't help but snap a few pics.

This is all well and good, but I want you to know Connie and Curtis audience, Bowie is a complete jerk cat. He cries for food A LOT. All our cats are on a feeding schedule but Bowie is the only one that's never caught onto the program. If that wasn't bad enough, when we are gone for too long he will vindictively take a poop in the tub! That may sound like a deal breaker but those eyes! THOSE EYES PEOPLE!!