Chris Brown, who is one of my personal least favorite people on the entire planet, is reportedly a father. TMZ reported Tuesday that Brown is the father of a 9-month-old daughter.

Oh, oh good, it's a girl. Even better.

The baby's mother is a 31-year-old former model named Nia. Nia has known Brown for several years, according to the report, and the two are on good terms, but not romantically involved.

Neither Chris, nor anyone from his camp has spoken about the claims at this time. But, if they're true, and TMZ is to be believed, Karrueche Tran (Brown's current girlfriend), doesn't want any part of it. Of course, there’s always the chance he conceived the baby during one of their countless breakups.