Old Man Teaches Us How To Trick-Or-Treat As An Adult [Video]
I have a soft spot in my heart for old men. I don't know what it is about them, but I find them to be absolutely adorable. This old man who goes by the name "Mr. Forthright" is out there in this world giving people useful information such as "how to trick-or-treat as an adult". And it's amazing.
His first piece of advice? "Take your kid. Don't have a kid? Take any kid. Can't find any kids? Find a picture of a kid. Take it door to door and tell people your kid is sick." (Just be sure not to use a picture of Haley Joel Osment. People know he's not your kid.)