I like when people make me sandwiches, but I hate when they sound creepy while doing it. Guys, be aware, this is not the woman for you if you like, for instance... YOUR LIFE! The description of the video says "Is he threatening to leave you for some weird reason? Are you just wanting to make sure he stays around forever? Follow these simple steps to make the perfect sandwich - one of the best ways to a mans heart." Yikes.

What more needs to be said, take a look at how to sound creepy and make your significant other a sandwich video below.