I wish I had totally fabricated that headline.

So, I'm sorry if you like having ears. They'll probably melt right off of the side of your head after listening to Paris' new album.

Yes, I said "new" album. Some of you may have blocked from your memory the album that Ms. Hilton released in 2006. Though, I have to admit, "Stars Are Blind" was kind of catchy, and it may or may not actually be on my iPod...

So, in an attempt to restart her music career, Paris has decided to team up with LMFAO for this next album. She told MTV,

We’re going to be doing my new single with LMFAO… I’ve known them since I was a little girl. We grew up together ’cause our parents are friends, so I’m just so proud of them and all their success and what they’ve done ’cause they’ve just created this whole Party Rock brand and it’s just so awesome.

She isn't really sure what kind of music she's actually going to be making, though. Apparently, it doesn't have a name. She just said,

I’m going with a whole new genre.

LMFAO is capable of creating some pretty catchy songs, so let's hope that some of that (plus a little talent) rubs off on Paris Hilton.