Yes, I had to read the headline a couple times myself.  I mean... you just can't make this stuff up!  Sounds like the beginning of a bad bar joke, doesn't it?  "Hey, there are three dudes... trippin' on acid... naked...  NOPE!  It actually didn't happen.

But while scrounging around on the web today, I found the headline on KGW-TV's website. However, since the writing of this original article, that article has been removed and there seems to be no official record of this crime ever actually taking place.