"Toddlers & Tiaras"... I have no words. This show is such a train wreck, but I can't help but watch every time I come across it. I've seen the episode where that poor little girl is terrified about getting her eyebrows waxed. I've seen the one with the little boy who is a full blown diva at the age of six. I've seen the way that these mothers act towards their children, and I don't get it.

I'm sure that part of it is that these women are living vicariously through their cute-as-a-button four year old, but seriously? The things that they say to these kids should have CPS knocking on their doors.

And then, there's this. In a recent episode of "Toddlers and Tiaras", you meet Maddy. She's a cute little girl without all of the makeup and stuff (which most of them are, generally), but loves getting dressed up. Ok, most kids like playing dress up. So far, so good. Well, when they get to the "Outfit of Choice" portion of the pageant, Maddy's mom decides that it's a good idea to dress her up like Dolly Parton. Complete with a padded bra (and butt).

Here's the thing, Maddy's mom... Your kid doesn't even know who Dolly Parton is! And the fact that you think that it's perfectly acceptable to put these "enhancements" as you like to call them, on her is ridiculous!

When Maddy's stylist (yes, she has a stylist) asks her if she likes the fake boobs, Maddy replies with "I'm CUTE!". When her stylist asks if she would be just as cute without the "boobies", she replies with a staunch "NO!".

Check out Maddy's outfit in this video: