Many things Curtis said today made Steve furrow his brow.  First Curtis said he could never own a stationary bike or a treadmill because he doesn't have anything to wear.  Huh?  Then he talks about how he likes to drink the ham water.  What!?  Also on the show we found out that the end of the world would be a very happy time, American Idol returns to TV, and we have trouble doing Curtis' daughters homework.  All of that, Curtis' Whatever, and much more on today's show!