I love the classy stories of crime that make no sense at all, and this is one of them. This past Monday afternoon, on the Big Island of Hawaii of all places, a 35 year-old man named Dylan Whelden and a 33 year-old woman named Margaret Manza, stopped by a Thrift Store and shoplifted a $2 shirt.

For what reason they wanted a shirt that badly, I do not know, but to make matters worse... they decided to GET IN ON right there on the sidewalk in front of the store. When the cops walked up and pulled them apart, the woman was so mad she got up and spit at the cop.

The Hawaii Tribune reports that both of the idiot criminals were arrested. So that brings me to this, has anyone ever seen a stupid crime being committed?