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So while driving around town today by the DeltaPlex Arena, I spotted this... A man riding a mini bike with a radio and a cooler strapped on using a dolly as a trailer carrying two 2x4's while smoking a cigarette. WOW! You couldn't pay money to see something like this anywhere else.  Since this guy is probably a father, and his kids are probably embarrassed, let's give away a prize that will be coo

Submit the most original or funny caption for the ugly vehicle I saw on the streets of GR. Winner will be announced today at 5:40 pm, please make sure to get your "Captions" in before 5:30pm to qualify for the pair of tickets to see Matt Nathanson and Rachel Platten...