DUI

Santa Claus is Arrested for DUI
Can you imagine if this was a Christmas song? Santa Claus is comin to town. Nope. He isn't. Because Santa Claus just got a DUI.
A 67-year-old man from Idaho, whose legal name is Santa Claus, was pulled over by cops last week for driving (his car, not sleigh) the wrong way on a local road...