Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan only had to do one thing: check into rehab. That was it. But as usual, even that didn't go as planned, so her never-ending saga has a whole new chapter.

In news that should be shocking to no one, Lindsay Lohan is drinking like a fish down in Brazil, where she's promoting a clothing line and hiding under tables.

Amanda Seyfried has played many roles, but Lindsay Lohan is not among them.

Lindsay Lohan's been having a rough week. Just like all the other weeks, actually. But aside from rumored sugar daddies, there's one person on whom she's been leaning. Here's what we know about him so far.

If you're ever looking for Lindsay Lohan, checking the county jail is always a good place to start. Over the course of just a few years, the one-time promising actress has managed to get in trouble enough times to warrant herself six impressive publicly-released mugshots -- and even more arrests.

Lindsay Lohan wasn't too pleased with Justin Bieber's Instagram rant, in which he poked fun at her tax problems. She also is assuming he hasn't hit puberty yet.

Lindsay Lohan could potentially avoid her March 18 trial date if she accepts a plea deal from the prosecution for lying to the cops, but she still refuses to take any offer that ends in either jail time or rehab. Mostly because she's waiting for the plea that ends in ice cream and hugs -- but the prosecution seems set in making sure Lindsay is locked up somehow.

Lindsay Lohan may finally have some work coming her way, but she's got a lot of work ahead of her in terms of staying out of the slammer.

Michael Lohan, determined to make a mark on this world other than a stain, is now making a mark in the literary realm as well. The estranged father of Lindsay Lohan is, like ex-wife and Orange Oprah Dina Lohan, penning a book about his daughter. Because, you know, he loves her a lot.

Lindsay Lohan didn't mean to stiff her recently fired lawyer Shawn Holley -- she just forgot there was a six-figure debt. As you do.

Beacon of truth and fine upstanding citizen Lindsay Lohan is mad as Hell at the producers of 'Scary Movie 5' because she said they lied to her.

You'd think that two walking Petri dishes wouldn't have so many issues making out, but you'd be wrong. Reports from the 'Scary Movie 5' set indicate Lindsay Lohan actually refused to kiss Charlie Sheen in the flick -- and for any scenes requiring mouth-to-mouth, a body double was used.