I... I just can't. I don't even know what's going on right now. I feel so confused. Why? Well, because I just sat through the entirety of Patricia Krentcil's (aka Tan Mom) new music video. I have never seen anything so horrifying in my life. 

Not only is SHE terrifying, and not only is the song HORRIBLE, the things she does and talks about in the video are some of the most cringe-worthy things I have ever encountered.

She makes fun of someone named Farrah Lincoln, who I have never heard of, by calling her "icky" and suggesting that you "look up Farrah on the Wiki".

I can't comment any further because I what I really want to do is find some mind bleach and forget I ever watched the video in the first place.

Want to watch the train wreck? Check it out!