The Connie And Fish “Listener’s Guide To Alternate Swear Words”

Have you ever been in a situation where you really want to swear but you can't?  It seems like most of our listeners have been in that situation but they are prepared!  We asked everyone to text in their alternate swear words so you can have a big list of what to say if you can't swear:

• waffle-flipping dingleberry
• FLUFFERPOOFLE
• Shiver me timbers!
• I work at Starbucks and instead of swearing my boss says "frap"
• Judas Priest!
• Son of a biscuit
• Farging Ice hole.
• I don't give a flying hoot
• Oh peas and rice
• Cheese and crackers
• Yippee-ki-yay melon farmer.
• Son of a biscuit maker
• fish sticks
• sugar Jets
• quit pissing in my cherries
• Effin Effer
• Frogger
• son of a monkey's uncle
• Oh shiitake mushrooms!
• What the mint chocolate chip?
• Flipper lips
• Stink the wink
• awww cats
• those pot-lickers
• frickety frack.
• Son of a banshee
• Son of a puppy
• Fiddle Sticks
• what the foop
• Poop socks
• Skunk in a ditch
• Colby cheese
• Mother Hubbard
• what the fruit loops
• What the flipping flappin' dolphins
• Jiminy Christmas
• Jack Wagon
• Heavens to Megatroid
• bleep
• Son of a motherless goat
• What the French toast
• Oh mylanta Georgia
• Snot bubbles
• Hokie toots
• Mother of Pearl

If you have more suggestions, post them in the comments below!